I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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