I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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