No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Couch. On fire.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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