NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We have so much sex to catch up on
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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