you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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