yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
