He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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