:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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