9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
