You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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