I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
