We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
