Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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