Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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