I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I will be naked everywhere
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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