And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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