just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
A+ Viking dick
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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