So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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