She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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