Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
