Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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