i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
How naked do you want me to be?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
