Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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