I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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