apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
