You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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