singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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