Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I currently don't understand fingers.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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