hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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