I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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