your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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