Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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