watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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