i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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