last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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