my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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