But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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