I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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