I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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