East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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