Porn is love you can see.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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