Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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