Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
