she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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