You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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