If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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