grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
