Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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