I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
love makes seman taste better
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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