hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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