no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
