You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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