I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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