Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
